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About MortalBean

MortalBean is ran by a small group who care about coffee and don't want to bullshit you about it.

We're founder-owned, which means we answer to nobody but ourselves and the people drinking what we make. We source 100% Arabica beans from Nicaragua because they're smooth, balanced, and reliable—not because it makes a good marketing story.

The beans come from Nicaragua. Everything else happens here in the U.S. We roast in small batches, pack everything ourselves, and ship it out. No middlemen, no outsourcing, no "artisanal" nonsense that's just repackaged commodity coffee.

We focus on light and medium roasts because that's where the beans actually taste like something. Push them darker and you're just drinking charcoal but if that's what you're into, we don't judge. By the way, Dark roasts have the least amount of caffeine, fun fact! Anywho, we're not interested in that.

If you want coffee that's consistent, tastes good, and comes from people who actually do the work—this is it. No story about a founder's journey. No lifestyle branding. Just coffee that doesn't waste your time or money.